Where sex be happy happy




Fortunate, Svutlana Fitbit provide answer. There be rough 140 steps in sex that be 0.05 miles (0.08 kilometres) or 264 feet.

Most impress way for put 264 feet (and Svutlana sex life) in perspective be for consider that…


It make sense for put sex in amuse park where it belong. Think about sex life amuse park and what kind of ride you be on. You be on Ferris wheel with Svutlana, carousel, roller coaster, bumper car, tilt-a-whirl, trolley car or inside fun house where floors move, bodies stretch and shrink and for sure somebody scream? What kind of ride you want for be on?

It be Monday night and Svutlana and partner be in moods for steady climb for top in Ferris wheel. Maybe Friday night we feel like little bit gravitron where turn out lights and start for spin until feel weightless and want for puke. Who for fuck know?

Whatever you do be sure for wear personal track device so that you know how far you go when make happy happy and can count tally toward 10000 step per day goal.

Warm regard you too much!




Believe or no, Svutlana spend most of past year away from blog with try for sell sweat for large body masses. Sweat be wonder drug with fountain of youth inside that among many other thing can prevent Alzheimer, cure depression and reduce stresses. Even so, it no be easy task for make peoples want for sweat when they would rather sit in front of screens small, medium and super size with no move one little bits.

In Svutlana opinion, we need for complete forget about what sweat do for blood pressures, blood sugars and good cholesterols and talk more about what sweat do for lubricate sex life. Sweat improve blood flow for genitals that improve orgasm and improve self esteem that improve flow of sexual thoughts, but even all this no be enough…we need something more Las Vegas for sell sweat.

What we need be Exercise-Induce Orgasm.

In 1953 Alfred Kinsey discover exercise-induce orgasm and sister phenomenon that be exercise-induce sexual pleasures. Svutlana use feminine word “sister” for describe because, fortunate, exercise-induce orgasm/sexual pleasures only happen for womens. If exericse-induce orgasm happen for mens, go for gym be entire different kind of experience where mens work out all days and clean up on treadmill #6 be common refrains.

Oh oh oh ladies, what happy happy day it be for you when go for gym and cardio screen light up with big O…


Svutlana never experience EIO, but like lottery player who keep buy ticket, go for gym every days with hope for hit big jackpot. That be said, Svutlana experience exercise-induce sex pleasures most of times, especial when listen for Usher sing Good Kisser while do Bulgarian split squats.

Svutlana hope you sweat at least three time each week for at least twenty minutes for your physical, mental and sexual health and wish that everybody who land on Svutlana blog could experience blog-induce orgasm.

Warm regard you too much,


Why Svutlana new pepper grind machine take four triple A battery, but Svutlana buzz machine take only two?



Think maybe Svutlana be cheap grind…



Thank you extreme much for womens who send pictures for Svutlana and ask about Penis Day in Japan that apparent be celebrate March 15…

Svutlana, Is March 15 Penis Day in Japan? I looked for a website and couldn’t find anything on this. I thought you might know. Perhaps there is a Penis Day but it’s in Svutlandia and not Japan? Makes me wonder if they celebrate the vagina at all…

Believe or no, celebrate no be call Penis Day but Honen Matsuri that mean rich harvest festival. This practice date back over 1500 year to discovery of shrine where there be many artifact, most of which be shape like gashooshlank. Therefore, for celebrate Honen Matsuri, extreme big gashooshlank be parade down street.

It look like it be extreme hard work for carry around giant gashooshlank. Apparent, every year new gashooshlank be carve from cedar tree that go through purification ritual. Gashooshlank that be in Honsun Matsuri parade be approximate eight feet long and weigh over 600 pound and be carry all over places before it be spin around many time at Tagata Jinja shrine.

It be important for note that gashooshlank no be worship like they do in NFL, but rather be humble offer for gods. During ceremony peoples rub gashooshlank and make fertile wish for much bounty. Much sake be serve and everybody look like they be have extreme good times…

Vice have Svutlana for everybody be for find gashooshlank immediate for rub and make wish (maybe it be your own gashooshlank or maybe it belong for somebody else).

Happy happy belate Honsun Matsuri,


Suki receive many offer for nose job…

For sure this child grow up for be little bit disappoint and have absolute no ideas why.

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