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After reading an article in a women’s magazine on how to spice up your sex life, I thought that it might be a good idea for me and my husband of twenty-two years to exchange envelopes containing our sex fantasies. Which we did.
It was a classic case of be careful what you wish for Svutlana because inside my husband’s envelope was the desire to wear a male chastity device, specifically the CB-3000.
Okay. So he’s in the device now. What do I do, Svutlana?
Dear Ms Key,
Thank you too much for question that highlight what maybe happen when you hand over keys for sex life for magazine that tell you for spice things up but no tell you what for fuck for do when spice be extreme hot. Obvious, whatever be inside your sex fantasy envelope take back seat for CB-3000, Ms Key. Svutlana understand complete because there be nothing quite so allure as sex fantasy with no sex in it.
For sure everybody wonder what CB-3000 look like. Apologize Svutlana profuse in advances if this image, small as it be, disturb some peoples…
Literature describe CB-3000 device as ‘classy’ maybe because chrome have nice sheen, but look little bit sad sacks if you ask me.
Some womens say CB-3000 be excellent for husband who be serial masturbator or husband with penis that somehow find its way inside other womens. Most womens say husband in CB-3000 be extreme thoughtful and attentive, but no expect this for happen as soon as you snap device in for place, Ms Key. Take few week for begin for see full effect of husband in CB-3000 who be all rev up and no way for come.
This bring Svutlana for first piece of vice: absolute no let husband out of CB-3000 when he ask for be set free, even if he make little doe eye at you and beg. Whole point for chastity play be for take keyholder role extreme serious and let partner know who be in charge. This no come natural for many womens. Statistic that Svutlana pull out of her ass say that there be twenty submissive mens for one truly dominant womens.
You can learn how for be dominant, Ms Key, but keyhold learn curve be steep. Guarantee me, husband want you for be more strict and adventurous than you think. Svutlana no recommend that right off bats you hold key for six week, Ms Key, but you should absolute no let husband out of device at 11:00 pm on Friday night because this be too predictable. Power of chastity play, like strange allure of Rob Ford, come from unpredictability.
Guarantee me, most difficult part about chastity play for you, Ms Key, will be for exert full control. Husband be submissive, so he will absolute no tell you what for do, but for sure he has expectation for be at your mercy. You need for unlock your imagination with decide how for use your key. Unfortunate Svutlana can no tell you what for do, but if Svutlana be in your place, she put on PVC corset, get out peppermint foot lotion and ask for foot massage while make out Christmas list.
With great power come great insatiabilities.
Results from National Survey of Sexual Attitude and Lifestyle (NATSAL) in Britain be release and everybody in Svutlandia (especial Svutlana) be extreme extreme excite. NATSAL question over 15,000 peoples in England, Wales and Scotland age 16 – 74 and have lot for say about sexual attitudes and practices in West.
You can find details at NATSAL website here, but headline everyone in Svutlandia talk about be how Briton have more vary sex since first NATSAL survey appear in 1990, but less sex overall.
Philosophers at Svutlandia Sex Institute be complete perplex about precipitous drop in sex frequency in Britain over past ten year. Some expert speculate that Britons be too busy. For many peoples, sex be dessert for day that take too much time and energy for make. Must add at least one ingredient for make sex dessert rise and also have for knead. Unfortunate, many peoples can no be bother with optional activity that no be on to-do list and no even qualify as work out.
Other group of theorist (that include amateur sexual theorist Svutlana) think that something happen between 2000 and 2010 for make sex less appeal. Svutlana blame Al Gore for drop in sexual frequency in Britain. Al Gore no only scare everybody (especial those who live on island) with threat of climate change, but he also invent Internet that complete change sexual landscape.
Now almost everybody have option for share bed with inbox, social media and online porns that take little energy for consume and no require cuddles.
When Svutlandia journalists contact Al Gore for comment he apologize profuse for cause decline in sexual activities in Britain and remind us that “sex is a renewable resource”.
Warm regards (and cuddles) for all Britons and Al Gore,